January 2012
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MTV is premiering our video for “Songs For Teenagers” right now over at MTV.com - the video will also be played throughout the rest of the week on MTV and MTVu.   Please share this video with all of your friends!  
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Spring Tour w/ Say Anything
We’re pleased to announce that we’ll be hitting the road with Say Anything this Spring!!!  3/24/2012 @ Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, CA 3/25/2012 @ Wonder Ballroom - Portland, OR 3/27/2012 @ The Showbox @ The Market - Seattle, WA 3/29/2012 @ The Complex- Grand Room - Salt Lake City, UT 3/30/2012 @ The Summit Music Hall - Denver, CO 3/31/2012 @ Bourbon Theatre - Lincoln, NE ...
Jan 18th
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Jan 12th
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December 2011
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2011 Shows!
chrisfarren: Hey!  We’ve got three shows at the end of December to close out the year - come on out! Dec 28 / Orlando, FL / The Social with OWEN RSVP Dec 29 / Tampa, FL / The Orpheum with OWEN RSVP  Dec 31 / Atlanta, GA / The Masquerade with AGAINST ME, Ninja Gun, The Wild and Franz Nicolay RSVP TIX
Dec 11th
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
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Ampersand Sessions: Fake Problems →
More acoustic fun!  This one includes two new songs.  Huge thanks to The Ruckus for always being the best.
Oct 18th
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Oct 9th
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Sleepover Show #75 w/ Fake Problems →
I did this session back in May, in Cambridge Mass.  These people were so nice to me, and this is definitely one of the coolest “acoustic session” type websites out right now.  After you watch this one, check out the Tim Kasher session - it’s hilarious and awesome.
Oct 4th
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September 2011
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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August 2011
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Aug 19th
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Anonymous asked: Is that really "Soulless" in the commercial about the phone that lets you instantly post unflattering pictures of your friends?
Aug 19th
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Aug 16th
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TOUR: Fake Problems w/ Never Shout Never
Sept 28 - West Hollywood, CA House of Blues*  Sept 30 - Anaheim, CA The Grove of Anaheim*  Oct 01 - San Diego, CA Soma*  Oct 02 - Las Vegas, CA House of Blues*  Oct 04 - Tucson, AZ Rialto Theatre*  Oct 06 - Pharr, TX Pharr Events Center*  Oct 07 - San Antonio, TX The White Rabbit*  Oct 08 - Dallas, TX House of Blues*  Oct 09 - Houston, TX House of Blues*  Oct 10 - New Orleans, LA House of Blues* ...
Aug 10th
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
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Jul 29th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 14th
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Surfer Blood + Fake Problems (FL)
Hey guys - we’re going to be playing a couple of shows with one of our favorite bands, Surfer Blood in late September.  They’re just Florida dates, but they’re going to be too cool for school.  Don’t even think about bringing school to these shows.  No school allowed, and that is final. Sept 21 Tampa FL @ The Crowbar ALL AGES TICKETS / RSVP Sept 22 Gainesville FL @ Double...
Jul 8th
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Anonymous asked: More of a general statement/thank you than a question... but... I just wanted to say no matter how rotten I'm feeling, how bad the day has decided to turn, or how close to the edge of a breakdown I am, I know I can come here or listen to you guys and will instantly feel better. Whether you make me laugh, cry (in a good way), or sing along I can pretty much forget all the shit that goes on for...
Jul 7th
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chrisfarren: From the archives, us playing “Heart BPM” with Frank Turner.
Jul 7th
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Anonymous asked: I just wanted to get some tips on getting your music out there in a place in which screamo bands surround you. :(
Jul 2nd
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June 2011
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Jun 29th
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FP Live Webcam Chat Tonight
SEXY STUFF!  The four of us guys are going to be chatting up a storm via webcam with absolutely anyone that wants to TONIGHT 8-9pm EST !  We’ll also be playing acoustic songs.  All you have to do is go to Ustream.tv !  I think it should be easy to figure out.  I THINK.  Good luck, and we’ll see all of you tonight on the internet.
Jun 28th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 13th
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PropertyOfZack came to our Mercury Lounge show in NYC last month, and recorded me playing “Too Cold To Hold”.  Enjoy!   P.S. This would have been perfect if Joey from the Pomegranates  didn’t barge in like some sort of maniac rock star at the beginning.  Just kidding, love those guys!
Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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Another Free Tour Mixtape →
Our soon to be touring-buddies Hellogoodbye put together a mixtape for the upcoming July tour, check it out in exchange for one simple retweet.  Sexy stuff!
May 26th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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Thank you.
chrisfarren: (photo from the “tour wrap party” we had last night) Thank you to Laura Stevenson & The Cans, Into It Over It, Pomegranates, and You Blew It for an amazing tour.  And thank you so much to everyone who came to a show and had a good time.  We had an absolute blast on this tour, and it was an absolute pleasure to share the stage with so many wonderful human beings.   We’re...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2011
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Wanna Free Fake Problems Shirt?
Paste Magazine is giving away exclusive Fake Problems “Shirts For a Cure” shirts. Hurry up though, they’re limited to 50! All you have to do is email them - the details are at this link: http://bit.ly/kgpFsy
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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stefuhnee- asked: Dear Fake Problems,
You guys won me over the at the chain reaction. Seriously, I was blown away, and it was such a great night. No, amazing! I love you guys so much, and I'm looking forward to future shows. You guys totally made my week, my friend and I couldn't stop talking about how great of a show it was. We were blasting Real Ghost Caught on Tape all the way home, and after...
Apr 24th
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Anonymous asked: Would you please post a video of Derek trying to bench press his own weight?
Apr 14th
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Fake Problems Headline Tour Kicks Off This Week!
We’re very, very excited to hit the road this coming week.  We’re hitting up a lot of familiar places, and a few we don’t get to hit as often.  I’d love to see you all out there! Make sure to get to the shows early enough to catch all of the bands, because HOLY CRAP are they good.  Please share (reblog, retweet etc) this with your friends! And the Free Tour Mixtape is...
Apr 9th
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Street Team?
I’ll be sending out street team packages this week, so if anyone didn’t sign up yet, do so now!  Send your mailing address to FakeProblemsStreetTeam@gmail.com , and be sure to mention what show you want to help out with!  I’ll be sending posters, flyers and stickers!  Let’s do it!!!
Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
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Mar 31st
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missrinny-deactivated20111212 asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK PERRY!
Mar 30th
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Mar 27th
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