FAKE PROBLEMS

May 14

Tour Starts Next Week!

Tour starts next week!  Here’s everything you need to know about everywhere we’re going to be for the next month.  In addition to the Menzingers dates, we’ve got a few shows on the way up to Philly from FL, and one show in NYC after the tour ends.  

We’ll be trying out a few new songs on this tour - and if there’s anything else you want to hear, let us know.  See you out there in the world!

5/21  Wilmington, NC @ The Soapbox (w/Museum Mouth) TIX

5/22 Norfolk, VA @ The Jewish Mother TIX

5/23 Keyser, WV @ Clancy’s Irish Pub (w/Cheap Girls) TIX

 
w/ THE MENZINGERS, Restorations & Captain We’re Sinking

5/24 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church TIX

5/25 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East - Downstairs TIX

5/26 Amityville, NY @ Revolution TIX

5/27 Syracuse, NY @ Lost Horizon TIX

5/28 Buffalo, NY @ The Waiting Room TIX

5/29 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class TIX

5/30 Detroit, MI @ Smalls TIX

5/31 Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome TIX

6/01 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean SOLD OUT

6/02 Milwaukee, WI @ The Cactus Club TIX

6/03 St. Louis, MO @ The Firebird TIX

6/04 Newport, KY @ The Southgate House Revival TIX

6/06 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade TIX

6/07 Orlando, FL @ The Social TIX

6/08 Jacksonville, FL @ Phoenix Taproom TIX

6/10 Washington, DC @ The Rock and Roll Hotel TIX

6/11 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus SOLD OUT

6/12 Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes TIX
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HEADLINE:
6/13 New York City, NY @ Mercury Lounge (21+) TIX

Apr 19

Because the Brooklyn show with The Menzingers sold out already, we’ve added our own headline show in NYC on THURSDAY, JUNE 13th.  Tickets are on sale now, right here!

Because the Brooklyn show with The Menzingers sold out already, we’ve added our own headline show in NYC on THURSDAY, JUNE 13th.  Tickets are on sale now, right here!

This has been reblogged a whole heck of a bunch so I feel I should mention it is one of our shirt designs available here:  
http://kingsroadmerch.com/fake-problems/view/?id=1817&cid=607
Still the best shirt we’ve ever had!

This has been reblogged a whole heck of a bunch so I feel I should mention it is one of our shirt designs available here:  

http://kingsroadmerch.com/fake-problems/view/?id=1817&cid=607

Still the best shirt we’ve ever had!

(Source: paperceilingsmusic)

Apr 02

This summer!  FAKE PROBLEMS is going on tour with dear friends THE MENZINGERS, along with new friends Restorations and Captain We’re Sinking! 
These shows are at very small venues and likely to sell out quick - so purchase tickets NOW at http://menzingers.soundrink.com
5/24 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church
5/25 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East - Downstairs
5/26 Amityville, NY @ Revolution
5/27 Syracuse, NY @ Lost Horizon
5/28 Buffalo, NY @ The Funeral Home
5/29 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
5/30 Detroit, MI @ Smalls
5/31 Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome
6/01 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean 
6/02 Milwaukee, WI @ The Cactus Club
6/03 St. Louis, MO @ The Firebird
6/04 Newport, KY @ The Southgate House Revival
6/06 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
6/07 Orlando, FL @ The Social
6/08 Jacksonville, FL @ Phoenix Taproom
6/10 Washington, DC @ The Rock and Roll Hotel
6/11 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus
6/12 Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes

This summer!  FAKE PROBLEMS is going on tour with dear friends THE MENZINGERS, along with new friends Restorations and Captain We’re Sinking! 

These shows are at very small venues and likely to sell out quick - so purchase tickets NOW at http://menzingers.soundrink.com

5/24 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church

5/25 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East - Downstairs

5/26 Amityville, NY @ Revolution

5/27 Syracuse, NY @ Lost Horizon

5/28 Buffalo, NY @ The Funeral Home

5/29 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class

5/30 Detroit, MI @ Smalls

5/31 Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome

6/01 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean 

6/02 Milwaukee, WI @ The Cactus Club

6/03 St. Louis, MO @ The Firebird

6/04 Newport, KY @ The Southgate House Revival

6/06 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

6/07 Orlando, FL @ The Social

6/08 Jacksonville, FL @ Phoenix Taproom

6/10 Washington, DC @ The Rock and Roll Hotel

6/11 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus

6/12 Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes

Apr 01

POZ Presents: Big Footprints - The Big Comp: 75 Bands, $5 For Charity

propertyofzack:

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It’s rare that we do compilations here at PropertyOfZack, but they tend to be special ones when we do. Today it’s a true pleasure to be taking the wraps off of a special charity-fueled compilation that we’ve been working on for a month or two now called The Big Comp by Big Footprints, Lame-O Records, and POZ. 

Big Footprints is the marriage of musical and artistic communities around the world for the betterment of our environment. Donations will be going to The Nature Conservancy - a non-profit organization that works towards reforestation. We will also be participating in TNC’s Adopt An Acre program, where we will be adopting acres of land in The Appalachian Mountains, The Northern Rockies, The Southern Coastal Plains, as well as adopting acres of Coral Reef.

And when we say big, we mean it. For a minimum of $5 you can download 75 fantastic tracks by 75 different bands with all donations (minus Bandcamp fees) going directly to charity. 

PropertyOfZack, Big Footprints, and Lame-O Records would like to thank No Sleep Records, Run For Cover Records, Topshelf records, Paper + Plastick Records Records, Pure Noise Records, Asian Man Records, Tiny Engines Records, and of course all the bands and artists involved in this great comp. 

What are you waiting for? Check out the artwork and track listing and download the 75 band comp for a minimum of $5 (or more) below by clicking “Read More.”

Read More

Previously unreleased Fakey P track on this thing!  Thanks to POZ and Modern Baseball dudes for having us.

Feb 19

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Feb 12

topshelfrecords:

Fake Problems & You Blew It!’s split 7” is out TODAY! Stream it now on AbsolutePunk.net
PS: they started shipping yesterday — keep an eye on your email for your download codes today if you pre-ordered!
PPS: Read the absolutepunk review.
PPPS: Order it here.

Hooray!

topshelfrecords:

Fake Problems & You Blew It!’s split 7” is out TODAY! Stream it now on AbsolutePunk.net

PS: they started shipping yesterday — keep an eye on your email for your download codes today if you pre-ordered!

PPS: Read the absolutepunk review.

PPPS: Order it here.

Hooray!

Feb 07

“SMALL DEVIL SONG”

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AltPress is hosting a stream of a new Fake Problems song “Small Devil Song” from the You Blew It split.  Click here to check it out.  EDIT: link fixed OOPS. SRY

Jan 24

Pre-Order the Fake Problems/You Blew It split 7” Now!


You can now pre-order our split 7” with dear friends and fellow Floridians You Blew It right here, right now.  Two new songs from each band.  DO IT.  (please thank you)

"Making It Up" (Allison Weiss Cover) -

The fine folks at Filter Magazine have premiered our cover of Allison Weiss’ song “Making It Up”.  Click that link to read all about it and download the MP3.  Enjoy.